As the holidays get closer and closer, I get more and more excited for the several ugly sweater parties that I attend each year. It’s become a ritual for my friends and I to throw and go to several parties each year. We love fun and of course dressing in the most ridiculous ugly Christmas sweaters that we can find. I must also admit to you that during the holiday season I wear these sweaters even when I am not going to a party! I don’t claim to be an funny ugly Christmas sweater connoisseur, but I definitely am.

Below are my top picks for the best women’s ugly Christmas sweaters available! As far as fit goes, these sweaters are specifically tailored to fit women. So if you’re a guy, you’re on the wrong page! Check out my page men’s ugly Christmas sweater!


Women’s Ugly Christmas Sweater – Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer by Tipsy Elves

grandma-got-run-over-by-a-reindeer-ugly-woman-sweaterThis sweater awkwardly depicts the awful bloody tale of grandma getting run over by a reindeer walking home from her grandson’s house on Christmas Eve. Whether you’re a fan of this song or not, this sweater is sure to be a party favorite! It features plenty of color and of course grandma lying in the snow.

This cheap sweater is from a company called Tipsy Elves. They make extremely high quality sweaters that fit incredibly well and easily stand several washing with shrinking or leaking color. These are made from 100% acrylic and are super soft and want make you itch!

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Lady’s Ugly Christmas Sweater – The Gingerbread Nightmare Funny Sweater by Tipsy Elves

gingerbread-nightmare-girls-christmas-sweaterWatch the gingerbread men scurry around because Ms. Clause’ is feeling hungry. This affordable classic Christmas green sweater is sure to bring in the laughs! This sweater has said to have one several competition with ease and is wearable in any situation! Ugly Sweater parties, work Christmas parties, holiday pub-crawls and more!

This sweater is also made by the brand Tipsy Elves, who specializes in high quality long lasting sweaters that are machine washable. These sweaters fit superb and are extremely soft and durable. They even come in maternity sweater sizes. Since it is made from 100% acrylic, it will never shrink! If you want a sweater that will last you more than a few washes. Tipsy Elves delivers!

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Girl’s Ugly Christmas Sweater – Fair Isle Kitty by Blizzard

fair-isle-kitty-womans-christmas-sweaterCat’s are definitely in right now, which makes this funny sweater an absurdly cute choice! What says Christmas more than a plus sized Christmas sweater with a Santa Kitty and a multi-colored Fair Isle Background? This is a great all-around sweater that’s comfy and suitable to wear at any event!

This inexpensive sweater is made from 100% Acrylic and is able to be machine washed without any colors bleeding. It’s soft and comfortable and comes in a great variety of sizes. This is sure to be a party favorite!

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Woman’s Ugly Christmas Sweater – Blizzard Bay Women’s Big Belly 3D Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

santa-faced-3d-ugly-christmas-sweaterSanta may have eaten 1 or 2 too many cookies before he attempted to fit down this tiny chimney. Or maybe even perhaps 1 or 2 million too many cookies? Either way, this women’s ugly Christmas sweater is sure to bring the laughs and is suitable for everyday wear, not just parties. Some would even say It’s more cute than ugly.

This not pricey sweater is made from 100% acrylic so it fits nice and comfy. It’s also machine washable and you won’t have to worry about it every shrinking or its colors bleeding. Sweaters priced below this price point are generally hand wash only and really only survives one or two washes.

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Ugly Sweater for Women – Penguin Santa Tunic-Length by Blizzard

penguin-santa-tunic-ugly-sweaterOkay, maybe this women’s ugly Christmas sweater is bridging the gap between ugly and cute, but overall it’s still ugly and it’s still a Christmas sweater. What’s more adorable then a cute little penguin with a Santa hat on?

This sweater is nice and long for those of you who would like to wear leggings instead of jeans. It even has a matching guy’s version, so you can have matching couples Christmas sweaters. For some of you, it may even be long enough to wear as a dress. Since this sweater is made from 100% acrylic it will not shrink or bleed and is machine washable!

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